Joshisms

We're about 6 months in now and I've discovered that Josh tends to say a lot of things before really mulling them over in his head. I can just hear the gasps now… Josh talking without thinking! I know it's shocking. Sometimes it gets him in trouble but every once in a while something pure gold rolls off his uncensored tongue. Here are 14 of my favorite Joshisms and a few other quotes from various sources collected over the trip.

1. "You know what would be really funny? Siamese giraffes attached at the head"

2. "girls don't fart... until you live in an RV with them"

3. "if I put it on my lips it will end up in my nose"

4. Me "That would have been funny if I didn't screw up the delivery"
Josh " Don't do that when you have a kid"

5. "Did you write those coffee shops down? One was called Willy Wags and the other was Star Jones something"

6. "Your GPS has been drunk with power lately"

7. "I wonder who twitter is on twitter? Probably twitter"

8. "who's the girl who can't afford underwear?" Josh's dad trying to think of Britney Spears

9. Josh: "where's my pillow?"
Me: "It's in the cabinet with the dishes"

10. "well we did one so we've already achieved more than anyone thought we would"

11. "You know what I want to talk about... World War I " random guy in a restaurant

12. "People with eye sight issues better be glad we have noses"

13. "If that's the Battle Wagon, what's the truck? The Stallion?"

14. "You're screwing things up because you have boobs. I can't frame you in the shot like mid-boob"

If you have a favorite T3 quote or experience with the director leave it in the comments.