We're about 6 months in now and I've discovered that Josh tends to say a lot of things before really mulling them over in his head. I can just hear the gasps now… Josh talking without thinking! I know it's shocking. Sometimes it gets him in trouble but every once in a while something pure gold rolls off his uncensored tongue. Here are 14 of my favorite Joshisms and a few other quotes from various sources collected over the trip.
1. "You know what would be really funny? Siamese giraffes attached at the head"
2. "girls don't fart... until you live in an RV with them"
3. "if I put it on my lips it will end up in my nose"
4. Me "That would have been funny if I didn't screw up the delivery"
Josh " Don't do that when you have a kid"
5. "Did you write those coffee shops down? One was called Willy Wags and the other was Star Jones something"